Shut up and eat

A sugary, buttery cookie made of what tastes like phyllo dough has no business being crisped in the toaster.
I tried it with great success, only to discover that remnants of said cookies cause flames when oh, let's say you decide to toast a bagel.

Imagine my surprise, when I discovered that my toaster doubles as a flame thrower. Luckily, I was standing watch and quickly turned off the machine before major damage was done. I think the toaster still works. Happily, the bagel was spared.